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Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".
he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger
bonkering by Bonkering December 2, 2014

pending for a bending 

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.
Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!
pending for a bending by ragingbender September 23, 2010

bendinghenning 

While you are being doggie styled and your partner takes out a rubber chicken and bends it to a shape so that it can just fit up your ass and your partner full throttles it in. BATTER UP!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I gave my bitch a bendinghenning. Sad thing is she left me right after that.
bendinghenning by Johnny Mcnugget October 24, 2009

Bonkering Mad 

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.
Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

Bingering the witness 

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.
Objection your honor, bingering the witness.
Bingering the witness by mikkedj November 12, 2021

ego-bending 

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
ego-bending by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009