Max Bemis 

1. Front-man of pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products; mayonnaise addict; won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connely again.

2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.

1. Max Bemis is a mediocre artist.

2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.

Max Bemis by GAYLEY. January 18, 2009

the old max bemis 

To kill a female with your penis from sexual intercourse.

Yeah I'm gonna give that bitch the old max bemis!

the old max bemis by mr. dc January 16, 2009

Oh My Bemis (OMB) 

A replacement for the word "Oh My God", used by avid Max Bemis (Say Anything) listeners.

Oh my Bemis (OMB) i hate them." Or " Oh My Bemis (OMB) did you see Max at his Portland show?! AMAZING if i may say.

Oh My Bemis (OMB) by Trick daddy23 April 19, 2011

Remington Bemis 

A rare species, the Remington Bemis is a rather large creature, spanding about 7ft horizontally, but only 5’9” vertically, almost like the chode he has. He is usually seen eating chicken nuggets from mcdonald’s, wearing a red hoodie and shorts.

“Oh look, a Remington Bemis! Look how wide he his, eating his chicken nuggets he scavenged from mcdonald’s!”

Remington Bemis by Trumpet-4 October 15, 2024

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.

Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

Benis embarkment bills by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis

The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.

Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009

Bepis 

Pepsi, only danker

"Bepis is my favorite carbonated beverage"

Bepis by Nicky Sandman March 7, 2017