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Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
Meat Beaster by jrk89 December 14, 2013
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dick beaters 

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.
Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!
dick beaters by SeptiK September 7, 2003

wife beaters 

Yo' it's hot as shit outside. I think Ima put on my wife beater.
wife beaters by L-boogie June 22, 2003

beastress 

A heterosexual female who is over six feet tall, not particularly attractive who possess bigger pipes than its male victims. Usually eager to engage in sexual activity with limited effort.

Activities and hobbies of the beastress include but are not limited to: basketball, softball, soccer, volleyball, shotput or any other activity that involves grunting.
"That girl you fucked last night was a beastress."
"Sorry I had to give into the beastress."
"I thought that beastress was gonna eat me."
beastress by bigandtasty October 29, 2005

beasterfield 

General term that can mean practically anything. Mostly used as an insult, but can be used as a praise, or encouragement also. The definition depends on the tone of your voice.
Dude, you're such a beasterfield.

Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.
Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

Sexy Beastess 

The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.
Sexy Beastess by Blayde February 28, 2008