palm balm

Euphemism for any substance (usually hand lotion, soap, KY jelly, etc.) used as lubricant to facilitate male masturbation activity.

Man, Franq was so drunk the other night. He got home and didn't know what he was doing so he used Easy Off for palm balm. Now he has a rash on his dick. That Franq is an idiot.

palm balm by Frank Klaune November 11, 2004

Bag Balm 

Another word for a male's preejaculate, or "pre-cum." A woman will use the appearance of a man's Bag Balm as a green light in giving him oral sex. The Bag Balm is epecially helpful in the dark, when grazing your fingers over the head of a man's penis and feeling the slippery ejaculate between her fingertips, much like a grochery employee uses when bagging up shopping items.

"When I was hooking up with Jimmy last night, I reached down and felt his Bag Balm, so I proceeded to give him oral"

Bag Balm by shredqueen May 22, 2010

cock balm 

when you rub the head of your cock on her lips

rub either of her lips and make cock balm

cock balm by rescue ranger September 28, 2008

Lip Balm 

The most amazing sensation on your crusty lips.

- your local lip balm

person 1: ay yo, you got any lip balm

person 2: yeah, for your crusty ass lips

Lip Balm by Crusty ass lips December 17, 2019

dick balm 

The dry, crusty, jizm left on a bitch's lip resulting from a failure to clean up after she receives a load of fresh tonsil jelly.

Dude, not only did I give her the tonsil jelly, she had dick balm on the next morning.

dick balm by finish it off with your mouth October 23, 2008

Swedish Lip Balm 

Rubbing the pre-cum on the lips of another person with your penis.

I gave her the good 'ol swedish lip balm last night.

Swedish Lip Balm by sullymess November 16, 2009

The Balm 

An overwhelmingly good, warm and comforting sensation that is the shit.

My girlfriend gives the balm hand jobs!

The Balm by Lottarodda March 14, 2011