applesack 

a slang word for the male scrotum

I got punched in the applesack

applesack by Rockmjd23 July 20, 2004

Appletalk 

A routable networking protocol that is of no practical use in the real world as we all use TCP/IP.

If you find a sad-o who owns an Apple product who has a little technical knowledge (as opposed to 99.9% of them who are victims of "Form over Function" even they won't be using Appletalk).

It uses CSMA/CA as opposed to CSMA/CD which is used by Ethernet, but aside from that it's a bit poo!

The only time I ever heard of Appletalk is when I was doing the nteworking course

Appletalk by SapphireHo January 5, 2012

applemuck 

A very bad or lousy kisser.
One with little technique or too much slobber while kissing.

Mary: Did you kiss John on your first date?
Susan: Yes, yuk!
Mary: What? You didn't like the way he kissed?
Susan: NO WAY! He was a real APPLEMUCK!

applemuck by Mrs. N May 16, 2008

apple jack 

A traditionally American liquor distilled from fermented apple cider, traditionally using a method known as freeze distillation, in which cold temperatures are used to freeze out the water in the 5-7% alcohol cider to the point that it is 40-50% alcohol. Prior to the required pasteurization, the hard cider base could be made simply by leaving store bought cider (kept in a glass jug with a metal cap, to allow airflow) in the sun. With modern sterile cider, both sugar and yeast must be added.

Unpasteurized cider may still be bought from farmers and hippies, but champagne yeast is already available, and there are countless recipes available on the Internet that will have your average high school alcoholic brewing his own alcohol in minutes.

Apple Jack can be made year round using store bought ingredients. The extreme cold needed to freeze alcohol (-117 deg. Celsius, really fucking cold!) means you don't even need a freezer; dry ice, available from behind the counter in many grocery stores, may simply be soaked in the yeasty beer to collect water ice.

apple jack by Macadaciouse September 2, 2006

applejacks 

Applejacks. When somebody is doing something stupid and or crazy.

"Hey, this isn't applejacks!"

or

If something is crazy you say,"Thats applejacks!"

applejacks by T-Dubs November 23, 2006

appletuck 

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus

Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!

appletuck by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007

Apple JacK-off's 

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.

I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's

Apple JacK-off's by TV CAR July 25, 2010