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The most fucking boring ass town in all of Iowa. Nothing ever happens, we've got good sports teams but underpaid teams for academics. Shows that they value stupidity and usual douchefuckness over actual intellect.

We've got some pretty stupid people and not many valuable ones. If this place were destroyed, no one would care or notice.

We've got like a total of 4.5 black people and fewer Mexicans and Asians (though we hate them, especially Gimp). We're dominated by culturally insensitive upper middle class white people who have no idea what the deal with reality is and have no idea what it is like to go without their HDTV and American Eagle jeans.

(more will be added as I need to vent)
"Yo G, what's hangin' in the shizzle??"

"*Puts head in hands* you must be from Ankeny. That's not how a real black person talks."

"How did ya know?"
Related Words
Anke Anker Anked Ankeny Ankedo ankeen ankeeta Ankels Ankelys ankesha
Nick name for a "very bad" person.
For example:

Civilized explanation:
Ankels=--> as low as you can get

Rude explanation but VERY clear:
Ankels=--> three feet lower than a cunt
Great way to insult a person without him or her knowing it!!!

Hi Ankels how are you todaY?
Ankels by pepepepe January 7, 2008
Ankedo has one of the biggest dicks in man kind and nobody will ever have a bigger one
omg ankedo how is your cock so big ankedo? it’s like the size of a semi truck!
Ankedo by Anki Spanky June 2, 2020

Ankellena 

That gurl!
Ankellena will never stop being, THAT GURL!
Ankellena by Coly13 March 17, 2022

ankel spanker 

put your ankel spanker away
ankel spanker by getch1er March 30, 2007
wthat shot from half court was so anked
anked by domepiecesonn December 2, 2010