Achievement scrub 

A guy who uses his xbox achievements to pick up the ladies

Humberto: Hi ladies, how's it goin'? You girls wanna hang out?

Girl 1: No, we have to do stuff

Humberto: Well what if I told you I had the "What are you trying to prove" achievement?

Girl 2: What the hell is that?

Humberto: It's something special from Left 4 Dead, just like the two of you.

Girls: laugh and walk away

Humberto: Slowly dies inside

Random guy watching: That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. What an achievement scrub.

Achievement scrub by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry 

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.

- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Achievement Hunter 

Grown men (and a woman) who get paid to play video games and chuck soda cans at walls.

Achievement Hunter is my favourite. They're hilarious.

Achievement Hunter by YOLOSWAG2014 August 25, 2014

Lifetime Achievement Award 

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

Lifetime Achievement Award by DancingKali April 9, 2011

stoner achiever 

A person whom on a daily basis smokes marijuana and reaches the utmost success in every aspect of life. i.e school, work, family, and friends.

A:Bro you don't get shit done and just smoke all day.
B:I got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
A:really?
B:Yes, I am a stoner achiever.

stoner achiever by IPAD The Terrible May 1, 2011

Achievement Whore 

Person who acquires XBOX 360 console games for the soul purpose of getting all of the achievements for that game to gain gamerscore.

Dude, have you seen nick's gamerscore? It is hella high.

yeah, he is such a fuckin' achievement whore.

Achievement Whore by Masonlolkthx November 26, 2007

achievement pants

when an old man hikes his pants up to his wrinkly man boobs, grabs hold of the waistband and moves it back and forth..(after telling some great achievement story that makes him proud)

Every time Grandpa tells another WWII story, he stands up and does the ole Achievement Pants move

achievement pants by Granny Moses July 23, 2003