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You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think 

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"

I think that's a you problem.

A cleaner way to say "I didn't cause this, you did bitch." Sometimes used when you are boiling with anger but are in front of someone but do not want to say anything bad so you just fabricate this sentance.
Person 1; Dude why the hell did you not help me cheat during the test?!!? I failed all cause of you!
(Person 2's christian friends are watching)
Person 2; Shut the fuck u- I think that's a you problem.

So you think you're a boer? 

South African slang phrase essentially meaning; 'so you think you're the man?'. Often used in just about any situation even if it doesn't make any sense. Important to especially pronounce the word 'boer' at the end. The longer you can hold the 'owr' sound the more street cred is given.
Skye: Check it out man 1600 points!
Brice: So you think you're a BOER!?

Skye: Whats the time?
Brice: So you think you're a boer?
Skye: What?
Brice: So you think you're a BOoooewwRrrr!?

think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is. 

when you had a hershey squirt but you left it for too long coz u couldnt get home or a refreshing pair of underwear, and it doesnt come out of your panties so you have to throw them away...and your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..its a nestle crunch...
1.your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is....its a nestle crunch...

2. you were simpily hungry, so you dove in...to their pants....uuuhhhhggg...ewwww man!!!

I think I might be a butt

"Hello" in Buttese
"I think I might be a butt"
"Sorry, I don't speak Buttese"
"Hello"
"Ah! Hello."

I don't think im ready for a realtionship 

A phrase said when your girlfriend wants to break up with you but doesn't want to hurt your feelings but on the inside she hates you deeply
Girlfriend:I don't think im ready for a realtionship

you:I know what that means just fucking say whats wrong with me

Girlfriend:idk