When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice
dookie in the chamber, removed the
lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your
feet where your
ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your
ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a
pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery
store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb
ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth
stall from the end.