Gov'nor Style

Jerking off with your non-dominant hand with reverse grip to feel like someone else ("the Gov'nor") is giving you a handy.

For when "numb hand" or "stranger" is unfeasible.

I got 5 minutes before class. No time for a stranger. Might as well go Gov'nor Style.

Gov'nor Style by georgpls October 17, 2020

GOV'D 

The same as being Punk'd. Also the same as getting got...

Girl.. I think I was gov'd today by Susie...

GOV'D by Pamper88 September 16, 2022

gov gang 

a gang made up of government ops

I want to be in the gov gang!

gov gang by tfiwsrolyat😝😝😝 June 7, 2024

ebay.gov 

A website where you can buy illegal drugs that will make you Spiderman.

I bought an illegal drug off of eBay.gov, and now I'm Spiderman.

ebay.gov by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019

Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

Healthcare.gov by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

'Ello gov'na 

A British greeting originated in the southernmost parts of the United Kingdom, most commonly associated with Cockney speakers. It may be interpreted as a lowbrow way of saying "Good day to you." or simply "Hello, sir/miss." and it is thus often used by non-British speakers of English to create a comical effect of sorts, or just to make fun of that specific dialect.

Hello there, Nigel! Smashing to see you, old boy!
'Ello gov'na!

'Ello gov'na by Moshmellow June 19, 2010

www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts 

A website mentioned in "The Office", set up by Ryan Howard for Creed Bratton that is actually a word document where Creed publishes his thoughts.

Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts. Check it out.

Ryan: (to cameraman) Last year Creed asked me to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address on top.

www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts by maya with the papayas January 12, 2018