spack alley 

Ordinarily the main piste on a ski map which joins the middle station of any European ski resort to the town, and the only way down once the lifts stop at 16:30. After which, however, it turns into an assault course of retard adult learners who are either; snowploughing down a slushy red run wining about who’s fault it was and probably blaming their skis or the snow because they don’t have the balls to put into practise what the poor ski instructor has been attempting to teach their inept sorry ass. Or, they’re making the most of their last day by skiing the length of the resort to the bottom, even though they lack the physique and brains to realise that they’re just white-trash cretins who should leave this sport to those who don’t piss their lives away in a two-star crappy apartment pretending to enjoy themselves, completely missing the whole point of skiing and being in the mountains, only to ruin the last run of the day for everyone else before catching the barf-coach to the airport for their cheapo flight home to remortgage their homes and continue their miserable existence.

Last one down gets the drinks?...Fuck that, I ain't going down spack alley on a Saturday unless we stay in this hut till dark. Get 'em in.

spack alley by Captain Cackpipe September 9, 2011

Snatch Alley

Name of a 4-piece rock band from South Weymouth, Massachusetts that played local area school dances and won a "Battle of the Bands" in Hingham, MA. This is 1971-1973 timeframe. The band name comes from a place in West Dennis on Cape Cod where most of the band members hung out during the summer: "Snatch Alley". (Generally speaking, Old Wharf Road at Glendon Road Beach. See "The Snatch Alley" for a more detailed description of the place.)

Six bands competed to win the Battle of the Bands, but after Snatch Alley finished their set, the judges just threw the trophy at them!

Snatch Alley by Mickie B January 13, 2008

lolling alley 

Hilarity times ten pins and a lolling ball.

Interjection.

Tom - HAHAHA LOLLING ALLEY!

lolling alley by I_Love_Hooters January 19, 2005

Ten Pin Alley 

a delightful sega game concerning bowling with the zany antics of the Animaniacs. It has really good graphics, 10 playable players (including the goodfeathers), and it makes fun of Pinky & tha Brain.

My Brother says we never rented Ten Pin Alley. I think he's lying to himself.

Ten Pin Alley by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004

Right Up Your Alley 

A slang term referring to shoving something up a persons rectum

Joe: oh that cucumber is right up your alley😏

Right Up Your Alley by midasdolphin March 23, 2023

rats' alley

Though commonly misconceived as the anal canal through which gerbils at times migrate, a la Richard Gere (that region is better termed "gerbils' boulevard of broken dreams"), rats' alley is a horse of another color. Rats' alley is, in point of fact, not only the anal canal, but also the oral, vaginal, optical, nasal, auditory, wound-ary, navel, penile, areolar, carpal, and phallangular canals through which rats at times not only migrate but defecate upon.

"Did you see all the rats in Julia Roberts' rats' alley last night? She looked like that girl from Indiana Jones!"
-Steven Spielberg

rats' alley by The Phantom Menace November 20, 2007

whisper alley

any residential area populated by gratuitous amounts of promiscuous women. A good indicator that you are unknowingly in whisper alley is women of the night lurking in the cut. Also known as glass houses or soapies in the far east.

"Man, barracks FC-371 (Camp Lejeune) 1st deck backside, is such a whisper alley."

Boster: "Yo, Perry, you better stay away from whisper alley, you keep fuckin with those skeezas-you're gonna catch something."

Perry: "I'll take my chances"

whisper alley by hendo88 September 10, 2011