Mariah Tax 

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.

Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

Mariah Tax by just like honey May 30, 2022

Mariah Carey's Collaborators 

Collaborators of Mariah Carey.

Mariah Carey's Collaborators Are sooooo goooooooddddd

Mariah Carey's Collaborators by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

Mariah Carey 

The queen of Christmas that will defrost in Christmas, and she will come and get you for Christmas. But don't worry, she won't defrost until Christmas.

Ava, when it's Christmas Day at 12 AM, set a timer and when the timer sounds, go and lock all of the doors so that Mariah Carey won't get in!

Mariah Carey by Zon’t Zo It March 12, 2023

Mariah Cardoza 

The most amazing person in the world. She's like a peach muffin mixed with a beautiful sunrise. She is AMAZING. And is a great best friend. =]

Do you know Mariah Cardoza?
Yeah she's the most amazing person ever!

Mariah Cardoza by danimal122393 November 28, 2010

Mariah Carey 

Best selling female artist, best selling over all artist of the '90s, possesses a five-octave vocal range, but is the biggest prima donna in the world; with her fake boobs, cheesy smile, and cutesy-this, innocent-that demeanor, it's as if she thinks she's still a teenager.

Brittany: That Mariah Carey can really sing!
Lydia: Yeah, but she's the biggest diva out there, she looks down on people, and she's totally fake.

Mariah Carey by Quack Quack May 31, 2005

mariah carey 

big set of tits and a voice that rocks. could give you a good suckdown if you play your cards right

mariah carey has ok music

mariah carey by thedirtysanchez September 27, 2004

mariah carey 

talentless shit, Gross fat woman

S:"did you see that picture of whoriah scarey (mariah carey)?"
A:"yeah, she's so gross, she should put herself on a diet!"
S:"Yeah, i agree."

mariah carey by Silverstein86 June 17, 2006