A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.

It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.

RELUCTANT BONER by Triflegirl January 3, 2020

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Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.

Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.

Mestizo Boner by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020

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Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

Absolutely Boner Worthy by Atom500 January 9, 2020

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