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wikipedia shuffle 

A fake news strategy to smear persons using Wikipedia. Here's how it works: 1) Bribe Wikipedia editors to fabricate a fake smear 2) Market the Wikipedia citation to several corrupted media outlets that are known to publish the information 3) Delete or revert the original fabricated smear Wikipedia edits 4) Market the corrupted media articles citing the previously existing fabricated Wikipedia article to additional media outlets that may or may not be corrupted and observe the successful launder smears turned factual out of little effort

source: @2:46:31 youtu.be/UuTDAXdkPr4#t=2h46m31s
I Wikipedia Shuffled Donald Trump, Alex Jones, Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and made a lot of money by acftually doing my job!
wikipedia shuffle by jkcl May 17, 2019
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Wikipedia Jorge

One of your friends who says things as if they were facts. You and you friends hear what he/she says and instantly question it's crediblity.
wikipedia jorge: That plane in the sky is on it's way to France.
You: how do you know wikipedia jorge ?
Wikipedia Jorge by Coreysnake December 22, 2008

Wikipedia University 

A fictionalized school of thought made up of students who would rather, or end up by reasons of choice or force, learning a majority of their eduction from the user regulated online wiki dictionary known as Wikipedia.

Additionally, it can be used as a way to brag about one's own self resilience in continuing education despite the accepted system of actually attending an accredited college.

Term coined by Theo Souza.
I don't have enough money for school, nor the interest in wasting the money I have on school, so instead I attend Wikipedia University; and I know more then my college attending counterparts.
Wikipedia University by Act2action October 18, 2008

Wikipedia rip current 

Extending the metaphor of "surfing" the internet, a Wikipedia rip current is the phenomenon of browsing Wikipedia and getting side tracked for hours by clicking related links.
I got stuck in a Wikipedia rip current, I started reading about the civil war then three hours later I found myself reading about butterflies.

wikipedia tarzan 

Someone who jumps from page to page on wikipedia forgetting their original search in the pursuit of knowledge.
Boris: So whats the population of Hyvinkää?
Carl: no idea but, did you know that there are twenty different dialects of swedish?
Boris: wtf why are you such a wikipedia tarzan?

Wikipedia is Communist

wikipedia is so communist, they keep using BCE dating system.
Yo look, yet another article fucked over by the commies on wikipedia. Wikipedia is communist.

Wikipedia Maths 

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.
Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!
Wikipedia Maths by Sarada November 22, 2011