Punty McOnebar 

Nickname of Scott Player of the Arizona Cardinals, the only NFL player that wears a one bar face mask.

Punty McOnebar is out to punt.

Punty McOnebar by Steven Paul December 14, 2008

Puntificating 

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014

roughing a punter 

The practice wherein a gay male prostitute, usually after having been made to feel physically or otherwise humiliated or taken advantage of by a "John," or client, turns the tables and either verbally or physically abuses said client. It may occasionally apply to financial transactions involving the two.

"That guy who gave me $500 for two hours of sex seemed so sweet, but he ended up trying to beat me up, so I put my martial arts knowledge to good use and beat the crap out of him. Nothin' makes me feel better than roughing a punter."

roughing a punter by acrobat19129 January 20, 2009

Locura Punto Com 

A Colombian Drug Dealer who Makes Nukes out of Cocaine Because Uranium is gay , He Has Fought against The Authority, Nuked Hella lot of servers , Destroyed And Raided Furry Servers, Has Balls Of Steel , And Throws Communists Out of Helicopters , And Today He Leads a Server called Chile And is Known For Being Augusto Pinochet

Person 1: Yo How does some one make His Nukes
Locura Punto Com: with **Cocaína**

Locura Punto Com by Slavinator January 19, 2021

puntangorang 

Variation of the term puntang. A gittier form of the word. It is a hybrid of puntang and the word bangorang from the popular movie Hook starring Robin Williams.

G'damn look at all the puntangorang walkin around.
I'm fucking feenin for some puntangorang foo.
Puntangorang I heard!!!

puntangorang by Evereal (Rob from Hawthorne CA) September 28, 2003

baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

puntificate 

1. To make puns for the delight and/or irritation of friends and family.
2. To make puns in excess.

Jacob would groan and claim to hate it when Ed would puntificate, but in reality he just envied Ed's acumen for wordplay.

puntificate by Teddallo March 25, 2008