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Hot Pocketing 

This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
Hot Pocketing by MadCow789 April 5, 2015
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picking your cheese 

Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.
Hey gurl, where you just picking your cheese?
picking your cheese by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009

Ass Puckering Cold 

When your ass cheeks pucker cause they don't know what else to do cause its so cold. A time when you walk outside and its so cold the only words that come to mind is "Why is it so Fucking Cold?" A temperature that is so uncomfortable their is no other way to describe it.
"Damn, it's definitely Ass Puckering Cold cause my ass is completley closed, shivering, and I can't stop it!
Ass Puckering Cold by a.91.a. October 17, 2010

peckerino 

a small cock
"hay you have a right peckerino
peckerino by loz January 10, 2004
Pickling is when one man cums in another mans ass, and a third man inserts his erect penis into the first mans ass and lets his penis sit in the cum filled anus until he becomes flaccid, thereby becoming pickled.
Last night, me, Dave, and Alex took turns pickling. Man, when i pulled out, it looked like an actual pickle.
Pickling by ImSkwerly November 7, 2021

Hybrid Picking 

1.A technique used on the guitar which combines the use of the pick and also the fingers (2nd and 3rd.)Often used by country guitarists.

2. A technique used on the guitar that if played high enough is great for scaring your neighbor's pets.

'Woah, Jerry's cat looks freaked out'

'Ah, tell him I said sorry, It's probably because I've been practicing my hybrid picking again.'
Hybrid Picking by ChucklesMginty August 17, 2008

fredricksen pickling method 

the act of pickling and object or food by placing said item in the anus and drinking a bottle of whiskey.Especially effective with wieners
sean pickles eight wieners last night using the fredricksen pickling method.