right up your alley 

1) something you are proficient at and capable of doing
2) a social class that you don't belong to but whose members you associate with anyways, probably f-sag

in terms of both definitions 1 and 2, if you are in jail for issues of domestic violence and misogynistic assault, who says says something more serious, like rape and murder, can't be right up your alley as well?

right up your alley by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2014

back alley 

a bar in downtown fullerton california where fashion-tattood douchebags in girls pants go to socialize with each other whilst drinking overpriced booze served in warm glasses.

wanna go to the back alley? no thanks, i'd rather go to a bar with good service at decent prices and avoid all the douchebaggery.

back alley by Lucas L August 11, 2006

Diagon Alley 

Diagon Alley
n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.

- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"

- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"

- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
Source: acwing, a series of tubes

Diagon Alley by acwing August 5, 2007

dark alley 

where people do butt stuff also known as butt sex

Abby- let go into dark alley
Amin- so you wanna do butt stuff?
Abby- yep! dark alley

dark alley by real_laxgod October 5, 2020

The Kirsty Alley 

After sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one's santorum-smeared cock in their hair and telling them that L.Ron Hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you're on Prozac and feel just fine.

"You remember that girl who tried to give me the personality test at the mall the other day? I gave her the Kirsty Alley last night."

The Kirsty Alley by Dr Doody July 20, 2008

satan's alley

Another slang term for the termination of ones lower intestinal tract. See also "Marmite Motorway" or "Hershey Highway". Directly connected to ones "Dark Star" (aka "Chocolate Starfish")

Looks like he's just taken a trip up Satan's Alley!

satan's alley by nelmar January 22, 2009

Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese 

(also Back Alley Mac 'n' Cheese)

Burnt Mac and Cheese; despite its somewhat unpleasing texture, it's still crazy delicious.

I hadn't made Mac 'n' Cheese in a long time so I accidentally ended up with Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese.

Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese by Back Alley Bernie December 14, 2008