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Wikipedia That Hoe

When one has no knowledge over a certain subject and or has some school related material to finish, but was either too lazy to read the required material or just plain fucking stupid; so they proceed to gain their half-ass knowledge from said site.
Example 1
Guy #1: Dude I have to write a 4 pg paper on Nietzsche and I have no idea who the fuck he is.

Guy #2: Wikipedia that hoe!

Example 2
Guy #1: Did you hear that David Carradine died from auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Guy #2: Man that sucks....wait whats auto-erotic asphyxiation!? I know I'll just Wikipedia that hoe!

Example #3
Guy #1: Can a guy get pregnant by retrograde ejaculation?

Guy #2: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you...let's Wikipedia that hoe!
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wikipedia intellectual 

one whose vast amount of knowledge, information, and trivia is gained primarily through wikipedia articles.
You know, Einstein was said to have watched his best friend drown when he was young just to see what it was like." "How do you know that?" "Oh, I'm a wikipedia intellectual.
wikipedia intellectual by polpun November 12, 2010

wikipedia administrator

One who has little to no social life whatsoever, and instead has decided to become a tools on Wikipedia. Most editors are not admins, because everybody hates admins.
Hey do you want to be a wikipedia administrator?
No way dude, everybody hates them and I have social life.

wikipedia administrators 

Control freaks, retarded people who stay at home with the curtains closed with those rounded glasses and freckles analyzing every single page and every single spelling mistake on Wikipedia, editing it to get a PNG image of a star and creating a user profile page for no reason. They are nasty asses who nobody likes and everyone should rebel against them and boycott Wikipedia!
Bongwarrior is one of the thousands of evil wikipedia administrators.

Bongwarrior has disabled your editing for the following reason: "Misreputable information"

All I did was add one letter to someone's name!
wikipedia administrators by yaz2011 October 27, 2011

Wikipedia Race

A game involving two or more players with an equal amount of internet compatible computers. Two random words are selected (i.e. salmon/electromagnet. or deviled eggs/vietnam) by any means the players see fit. Then the race is on. You go to the wikipedia page of the first word. From that point you can only use links within that page, and successive pages to reach the second word. You may not use the search function. Obviously, first person to the second word wins. This is a great drinking game, if you have more than one computer.
Christine beat me in a wikipedia race from "cactus" to oral "oral sex". what a bitch

Wikipedia Challenge 

A game in which two people are on a specific Wikipedia page, and see who can get to another chosen Wikipedia page using only hyperlinks found in the articles in between. The one who gets to the designated page first wins.
Person 1: Gary and Jim were playing the Wikipedia Challenge in history class today. I've never seen anyone click hyperlinks so fast!
Person 2: I know, man! He got from potato to Hitler in 5 clicks!

wikipedia choose your own adventure

Noun. When you find a concept that a person who is brilliant wrote, that you don't understand. You open the wikipedia article about that concept, and open tabs in your browser for all of the links in that wikipedia article that you also don't understand. Eventually, you have 25 tabs open and you hit the terminal point where you understand, then you work your way backwards through the other 24 tabs until you understand it all. Choose your own adventure books were books that had many possible endings depending on the pages you chose. They were entertainment circa 1985.
How does MD5 hashing work? It uses one way functions...How do one way functions work? Uh oh, time for a wikipedia choose your own adventure.