kiddie glaucoma

1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent

2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning

Bystander: Do you have a prescription for that?
Smoker: Yeah man, I have kiddie glaucoma.

kiddie glaucoma by CactusJoe71 February 5, 2010

Script Kiddie 

When someone on the internet Is a wannabe hacker who Clams to hack but uses written out programs like grabify That's able to get IP Address's

Script kiddie:I can boot you offline
Person:How? by using programs you script kiddie!
Script kiddie:

Script Kiddie by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES April 3, 2017

Script Kiddie 

A (Most likely) 6-10 Year old who downloaded Some scripts and Exploits off the Internet and Has probably infested their Mothers Computer with atleast 80 Different viruses and Wired about 60% Of their mothers retirement money To some office in India.

"So you see that Hacker over There?" "Dude, that's not a hacker. That's just a lonely Script Kiddie"

Script Kiddie by Script Kiddie September 17, 2019

script kiddie 

That fucking child on v3rmillion that claims he made a roblox script but just steals them.

Alternatively, known as skid

Non-Script Kiddie: Hey look at this very cool piece of code I made.
Script Kiddie: **Steals code** and reposts it.
Non-Script Kiddie: Hey you stole my code.
Script Kiddie: **Defends himself and claims that "Non-Script Kiddie" is a liar.

script kiddie by MyR3alName May 29, 2020

Commentary Kiddie 

Commentary Kiddie or leafy clone are kids on tiktok or any social media who force there voice to try to sound older but in reality they sound like a grandpa who’s been smoking for 40 years and they have one of those shitty ass mobile game in the background and they’re usually really annoying and toxic and they will try to make some excuse why there voice sounds like a crack cocaine smoker like “bro I have a thyroid condition!!!” (Sorry for bad grammar I made this at 4 in the morning)

glitzy.wockyslush: bro normal gang bro normal gang 😈😈😈😈😈

hornymidgetsex420: stfu commentary kiddie

Commentary Kiddie by anonymous January 16, 2021

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit 

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

Splashing in the kiddie pool 

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.

Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.

Splashing in the kiddie pool by nubnibs May 26, 2015