False Goof

false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.

Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.

False Goof by negagoofy69 August 9, 2016

serious goof 

(n): A person who is always acting silly and/or crazy, but is serious about being silly and/or crazy.

(n): A big mistake

John is always acting like a fool but he'll snap if you ruin his fun; he's a serious goof .

Locking your keys in your car is a serious goof.

serious goof by Still_Kicking July 29, 2016

bum goof 

Someone with an odd personality or physical appearance

See goon

Nick: Golly, Nathan sure looks like a bum goof .
James: Yeah he looks like a Goon

bum goof by Gunner Brown July 4, 2016

rubber goof 

The act of cumming in a condom

I did the rubber goof last night

rubber goof by Bleppper Blea December 11, 2017

Bald Goof 

Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

Damn Bald Goof is Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

Bald Goof by Hunky Dude Randy Marsh November 16, 2020

Soup goof

When a person is so silly goofy, you have to sit in the back of the bus!

“Wow, jack and molly soup goof everyday”

Soup goof by buttetfly2618 May 13, 2022

silly goof 

A misspelling of "silly goose"

"I may have accidentally driven into a group of kindergarteners."
"You silly goof!"

silly goof by Oskai March 13, 2023