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Diddler's List 

The female version of a man's "Spank Bank". A "Spank Bank" is a list compiled by the spanker who he uses to visualize during his self pleasure sessions. When a women is ready for some alone time she'll go to her "Diddler's List" while she is diddling herself.
Example No. 1:
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.

Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
Diddler's List by Joseph Shirley February 2, 2008
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Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
Diddled by morgjones13 November 12, 2015
Related Words

j-diddles 

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.
Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.
j-diddles by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

hi ho diddly 

The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.
Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"

Husband - "Sure, what is it?"

Wife - "Ill show you..."

Rrrrrrrrrrip...

Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"
hi ho diddly by El Taka June 20, 2008

squidilly diddilly 

A word commonly used to refer to a wet penis or like objects such as cooked spaghetti.
Im gonna go to the park and a squidilly diddilly.
squidilly diddilly by Slacc October 21, 2018

Diddlemire 

A circular debate over the menial or insignificant-often characterized by poor debate and/or persuasive skill.
IE: The debate over who was the best at pogs proved an amusing diddlemire.
IE: Once the question of superior watermelon seed spitting skill came into question the two rednecks diddlemired the rest of the evening away.
Diddlemire by Netah March 23, 2008

diddly-pouter 

The female external genitalia, viewed as a whole.
"That sure is one nicely-turned diddly-pouter you have there, Miss. I heartily approve."