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Gay Communist 

1. There are no gay communist, only commumist disguised as gays using gays and gay rights as tools.
2. Another example of how communist play everyone for fools and role people like dice.
"Closet communist hide in San Fransico pretending to be gay and gay communist, so that when someone bashes them, they can say it was because they were gay and not communist and make it seem safe to be a communist to the world; as well as to recruit gays to fight for them and use them as human shields, stooges, and secretly purge the gays of all communism resistant gays by various homicidal means and tortures"

Communist manifesto 

the most beautiful item in the world so beautiful the capitalist fucks had to go and shut it down. FUCK YOU CAPITALISM
person 1: what is your favorite book
person 2: the Communist Manifesto
person 1: good book
*communist anthem plays in background*
person 2: a good book indeed
Communist manifesto by kai~kun March 20, 2019

communist uncle 

Menstral period.
"Good news: I'm not pregnant! Bad news: My communist uncle is in town."
communist uncle by coftus December 23, 2014

Communist elmo 

A guy with a strangely large penis.
He is quite a odd fellow and is a youtuber, he has rivals such as Panda , Breezy , and Crush

He owns an unturned server called sky RP huh, what a guy
Communist elmo slapped Panda in the balls
Communist elmo by Snowy Testicle January 28, 2018

Communist Randy 

Communist Randy is a type of person who immerses himself into the communist ideology yet worships an elder being.
Friend one: “bro your such a Communist Randy
Friend two: “ok”
Communist Randy by Swildoe September 25, 2021

communisim

the best form of government despite what everyone thinks. it has been taken advantage of by people who are all a son of a BITCH and have no dick but a ton of money. on paper though communisim is the best.
communisim is the best in theory
communisim by DUDE 15 April 1, 2022

A Communist's Sickle 

The painful boner of a person who originally thought masturbating back to back was a good a idea who instantly regrets their decision from the painful boner that they can't get rid of. Realizing that masturbating THIS effectively was only good in theory.
Guy 1: So how was last night?

Guy 2: Not good man. She blue-balled me so I went home and ended up getting a Communist's Sickle.