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America's Pants

Mexico. References the fact that it's geographically directly below the USA. Similar to America's hat, the term for Canada.
Canada: America's hat
Mexico: America's pants

Calamity In Your Dancing Pants 

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.
"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

Polka Dot Pants 

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
Polka Dot Pants by F34 May 11, 2025

Jiselle poopy pants 

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature
"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."

clancied my pants

a phrase used when one ejaculates in their underwear.
"dude.... i just clancied my pants."
"i'll clancy in your pants tonight."

Pooping your pants 

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”