skrinkle 

An affectionate term for a friend; a pet name.

Skrinkle! I haven't seen you in ages!

skrinkle by Fi March 19, 2004

Briggsy Sprinkler System

Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.

I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!

Briggsy Sprinkler System by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

dirty sprinkler 

when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.

Man that bitch just did a dirty sprinkler every where in there so you can clean it.

dirty sprinkler by gnarkiller February 13, 2007

Springle Element 

The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.

Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...

Springle Element by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006

shrinkled 

It is a term used to define anything that is shriveled and wrinkled.

Dude! Your grandma is shrinkled.

After he got out of the bath, he was a shrinkled as a prune.

shrinkled by linc_57 May 23, 2008

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles 

This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".

Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?

Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.

Doctor: ... that's hot.

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

Sprinklebaby 

A person who paints on squishes is usually one of Moriah Elizabeth’s many children, referred to as a sprinklebaby.

Oh look at that person painting a squishy, they are obviously a sprinklebaby!

Sprinklebaby by Person,Me June 30, 2021