calvin's penis 

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

calvin's penis by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021

Calvin Thomas 

Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.

Look there go Calvin Thomas on the court playing basketball.

Calvin Thomas by HotDog56 February 19, 2021

calvin abdullah 

he’s a really cool guy who is strong tall and hot. he’s also super popular

A: hey have u heard abt nh??
B: No Thats lame
A: At least calvin abdullah goes there
B: oh yeah he’s rlly cool

calvin abdullah by iamatammyfan November 24, 2021

Calvin Lowe 

Calvin lowe is a female dog (bitch) who only cares for himself and his feelings. He’s a guy who leads you on and tell you when it’s too late.

Her: that’s a Calvin lowe right there
Her: fuck him Calvin lowe girl 😂

Calvin Lowe by Calvin gf November 29, 2021

Calvin Time 

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

Calvin Time by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

Calvin Dawe

Calvin is a good person and a good friend. ^-^

That person is such a calvin dawe

Calvin Dawe by upmybummyinmytummy April 24, 2022

calvin keng 

a guy that must be a noob and everything he does.

bro stp being a calvin keng.

calvin keng by coocoododo June 9, 2022