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Faux Sox 

Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).
Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.

Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
Faux Sox by BostonRedSux October 13, 2009
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Cool Sox 

This term is used when you want people to know that they have an extremely large penis, and that you are showing an utmost urge to ride it.
Guy: So yeah, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out on a date?
Girl: Um, cool sox. Let's go out!
Cool Sox by UltimateAir July 15, 2014
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The Sox Pox 

Another name for The Curse of the Bambino, which has since been broken in 2004.
The Sox Pox is broken. Now it's been 4 World Series for them since, incidentally the same number of times Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy.
The Sox Pox by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

burger sox 

Burger sox is R's crush and is hers only

White Sox 

The MLB Team that runs Chicago. Can’t get above .500 and owns Aroldis Chapman.
Let’s watch the White Sox vs Red Sox!

Loses 16-3

Let’s watch Yankees vs White Sox!
Wins 5-0
White Sox by poopypuppyeyes June 19, 2022

White Sox hat 

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
“Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”
White Sox hat by Playaplaya July 24, 2022
the red sox are fucking ass
red sox by NotRyan82534 July 24, 2023