shawskank redemption 

Make the girl lay down. Sit on her face facing her legs. Let her lick your ass while you jack off and just before you cum shove your cock to the back of her throat and blow your load.

My girlfriend insisted I pay for dinner so I took her home and gave her the shawskank redemption

shawskank redemption by shawzee March 17, 2010

Redemption 

Kick ass song by the thrash metal band Shadows Fall. Was nominated for a grammy for Best Metal Performance.

Youtube Shadows Fall's Redemption, damnit!

Redemption by Silent Fuckin' Bob October 17, 2008

redenbacher 

An older man that dates a younger woman

My uncle is such a redenbacher, he's dating a girl thirty years younger than he is!

redenbacher by Kyuubi32835 August 12, 2008

reader 

Someone who has read the books of a popular movie or TV series. These people will generally laud it over "watchers" with comments like "I knew that was going to happen" or "it was way better in the book" or "If you think this is good, you should read the books"

They can generally be spotted as being the ones pulling out their camera phones to record "reaction videos" at a crucial moment during a critical episode of a movie or TV episode (a la the Game of Thrones 'Red Wedding' reaction video phenom) -- thus generally giving away to the "lesser people" that shit is about to get hectic.

Don't be that guy.

How can you tell if someone is a reader?

DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU.

reader by jeffois June 13, 2013

Dirty Redenbacher 

Put Redenbachers popcorn kernels in a woman's vagina then begin to have regular sexual intercourse, the friction from the penis will cause the kernels to pop wildly out of control. Then begin to pig out in the sex cave. ( you can also do this while enjoying a nice 69.) Only works with Orville Redenbachers all natural popping pop corn and butter. (do not use i cant believe its not butter, for this will cause you to think, wow this is not butter this hurts.

Zach and Sarah performed a dirty redenbacher on saturday, it smelled delicious!!!

Dirty Redenbacher by paullywally March 16, 2009

Redenbacher 

A man dating a woman significantly younger than himself.

This girl in my Econ class is dating some Redenbacher with his own private jet. He's probably making the payments on it with his Social Security checks.

Redenbacher by Not a Redenbacher August 15, 2008

Grace Reeder 

Hawty with the body

Grace Reeder is looking fresh today

Grace Reeder by CaptainCrunch18 March 9, 2019