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Food incest 

When you put two foods that are made from the same base food together, some examples are:
Ketchup and salsa (Why?)
Hot dogs and pork ribs (Understandable, you can put a condom on a hotdog)
Rice and cereal (What is wrong with you?)
Person one: DUDE STOP PUTTING RICE IN YOUR CEREAL
Person two: Just try it, it tastes good I swear *-*
Person one: IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED, ANYWAYS THAT'S FOOD INCEST!

Professional Incest 

When professionals aren't hide for their skill but for political reasons of power, wealth, property and prestige.
The United Nations is run by a bunch of people who are into professional incest because they each think political aspirations are more more important than genuine human suffering.

West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.
West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.

The Henderson incest clan 

A rumoured incest family that supposedly lives in Aberdeen. They do strange things and stick to their own.
Oh aye the Henderson incest clan they’re a scary bunch.

The Gay Incest Band 

An insulting name for the tv show/music group The Naked Brothers Band.
Oh boy time to watch some Nickelodeon. Hope some good shows are on, spongebob, maybe Danny phantom...oh great...it's The Gay Incest Band....

roommate incest 

participating in "bedroom" activities with one's room/housemates.
she invited me to hook up with them! like a threesome... i do NOT participate in roommate incest thankyouverymuch!!