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Brendan McCarthy 

A Kiwi-born (NZ but typing NZ should have no periods because of being influenced from Britain) pitchman who wants to fuck your ears all the time from day to night by telling about the product he is showcasing on that stupid ass TV just like an Englishman who wants to fuck a "Mainland European" lady who looks, sounds like a man and speaks broken English at all.

You may remember him (along with fellow pitchmen Billy Mays and Vince Offer) from the late mid and late 90's to present as a pitchman across the Philippines through his now-canned but disputed propaganda called "Value Vision" (not to be confused with the one that NBC owns now called as Evine) and currently acting as the same work for its successor called "TV Shop (Philippines)" starting from 2014 to present and he is just wanna fuck your ears again so you better stop buying and watching useless TV just to get rid of him and his useless looks at all... - ialociN
Brendan McCarthy is not the same as the other McCarthy!!!

brendan donovan 

Brendan Donovan....Brendan Donovan....Brendan Donovan...Brendan Donovan....Brendan Donovan...Brendan Donovan..Brendan Donovan...Brendan Donovan...TECHNO REMIX!!!!!!!!! unce unce unce unce unce unce!!!!

This creature is a severe irish drinker and he has a very horrible anger problem. To provoc this beast sing the Brenden Donovan Techno Remix, but he will strike repeatedly with dead arms and his face will turn a variety of red colors. Approach with caution.
brendan donovan by Jared Jacobs November 6, 2008

brendan butler 

A fag who likes to take showers with freshman and has herpes.
Bro that was a Brendan butler.
brendan butler by Thebossman January 11, 2014

Brendan McD

A somewhat cool dude who doesn't play by the rules. Half-asses school because that motherfucker is cool. Tends to suck at everything that doesn't invole hockey or drug use. The only thing that can one-up a Brendan McD is any average Mike.
Topless Hot Chick: Brendan McD is sucha G
Hot Chick: I know I want his McD
Topless Guy: Meee tooo!!
Brendan McD by Not Mike P April 3, 2011

brendan christenson

a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale
Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b

Brendan ohared 

Oh man you are completely brendan ohared
Brendan ohared by Thenj March 23, 2015