lightweight reader

Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."

lightweight reader by Orionis70 March 18, 2012

readed 

the past tense of 'read'

i just readed a book and it was unbad

readed by Fatty McButterpants December 12, 2007

reder 

A sassy and well dressed, yet straight, male who drinks nonalcoholic beverages in public so no-one will ever know of his crippling drinking problem he has behind closed doors.

"That guy with the nonalcoholic beer sure seems like a stellar fellow."
" Yeah but did you know he's a total Reder? Shame."

reder by Puddazzle September 21, 2017

russian redeye 

To moon someone and spread your ass as you do so so they see your "redeye."

I gave those dumb sluts the russian redeye as I drove by in my car.

russian redeye by kind of blue August 10, 2003

Redenbacher 

When an older man dates a younger woman. The male equivalent of a cougar.

Woody Allen is a Redenbacher.

Redenbacher by Lactam August 14, 2008

Redenbacher 

Cutting a hole in the bottom of a movie tub of popcorn and placing male genitals inside in hopes your date will reach in.

"Getting a Redenbacher"

Redenbacher by BigRay541 December 27, 2011

Redenbacher 

An older man who likes to date younger women. The male version of a cougar.
Coined by The Daily Show's Kristen Schaal.

Michael Douglas is such a Redenbacher. I mean, he's like twice the age of Catherine Zeta Jones.

Redenbacher by Sandra C. August 12, 2008