WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

WalMart Connection by CANINE February 19, 2008

Walmart P.M. 

A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.

Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.

Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.

Walmart P.M. by brandt77 February 11, 2008

Walmart Lay-A-Way 

When you hide something at a store that you want to buy so that others cannot buy it, then returning to buy it.

Bryan hid a pair of sunglasses under a stand so that no one else could buy them. He later came back and purchased them. This is an example of "Walmart Lay-A-Way"

Walmart Lay-A-Way by ek11sx April 17, 2009

Walmart Wifi 

A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi

"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"

Walmart Wifi by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 27, 2016

walmart cowboy

A wannabe cowboy. He wears boots and wranglers, but doesn't know a thing about country life. A city boy who dresses like a cowboy. He likes the cowboy style but doesn't realize it's a lifestyle and the way you were raised and not the way you dress. It's more about falling off the horse and getting right back on it or waking up before dawn to milk the cows than how your jeans fit your ass. He buys his wranglers from Wal-Mart and probably never rode a horse in his life.

Look, he's got a cowboy hat, and wranglers, but I don't see a rodeo belt buckle or dirt on those boots, and he didn't open the door for that lady. He must be a walmart cowboy.

walmart cowboy by #1SouthernGrace February 26, 2014

Walmart cake 

A steaming pile of poo, most often loose & left outside of typical fecal depositories.

Holiday Walmart shoppers are known for their intolerance to inconvenience, and therefore are prone to leaving Walmart cakes on the bathroom floor for the employees to clean up.

Walmart cake by Bad Billy December 1, 2003

Walmart Wolverine 

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.

Walmart Wolverine by Droogie Toogie August 17, 2012