p.b.f.y 

pure blushing for ya

Granty : speaks
Wayno : p.b.f.y

Somebody says something stupid for attention :
Next Person : P.B.F.Y

p.b.f.y by wayno1878 August 19, 2008

P.I.S.S. 

Stands for Patricia's Irish Secret Service

I'm sorry but P.I.S.S. is top secret, we could tell you, but we'd have to kill you. Or at least ask you to not talk about.

P.I.S.S. by Bigger P-Ness September 3, 2009

P.J.A.H.T 

P.J.A.H.T. stands for Pre-Jock Ass Hole Tool, those kind of people at your school who think they're hot shit cause they wear your town's football team's jerseys/ school colors, and they think that their physical skills will take them through life, and they can treat everyone like they're not worth shit cause they aren't as physically skilled as they are. They also think they can tell people to grow a pair, suck their dick, etc. just because they're on the football team. Usually poorly educated. Pretty much, a total dickhead.

P.J.A.H.T.: hey, bitch, grow a pair, and i'm so cool cos i wear school colors, and my penis is huge!

Me; fuck you, you dickhead. no one likes you, you're a tool because you wear school colors, and your dick is 2 1/2 inches long.

P.J.A.H.T.: *runs towards me at full speed*

me: * moves away at last second and the pjaht runs into a wall, and i walk to my friend michael*

me: what a douche

michael: nah, he's a P.J.A.H.T.

P.J.A.H.T by peoplelikethatsuckballs December 3, 2010

P.I. 

Penile Imprecision: when you have little to no accuracy while peeing after you beat the meat

Shit, I just peed all over myself! I shouldnt have jerked off right before this big party!

Wow bro, thats major P.I. right there.

P.I. by Drow-Z May 6, 2011

P Seat Driving 

When the passanger (p) reaches over from his seat and stears the vehicle while the driver mixes a drink, rolls a joint, etc.....

Driver: Hey man, how many bars you want?

Passanger: Give me two.

Driver: Grab the wheel and do some P Seat Driving while I get them out of the bottle for you.

P Seat Driving by Foxy Boxy November 30, 2011

P.E.P

Pre Exercise Poop. Emptying ones bowels in order to prevent possible accidents and lighten the load on ones body. Typically done by long distance runners before their workout.

Runner #1 "Only half a mile left. I really gotta shit"

Runner #2 "Dude, why didn't you take a P.E.P?"

P.E.P by LongDistanceDude January 5, 2014

p me off 

piss me off

YOU DON'T WANT TO P ME OFF.

p me off by SAIYANSTRYKER December 30, 2016