P. Diddiot 

a. The current CEO of Bad Boy Records known to be the first person ever to buy a YouTube channel (even though they're free).

b. Any person who believes they are more than they really are.

c. Any person who capitalizes off another person's misery.

George W. Bush is a P. Diddiot!

Did you watch the Grammys? Britney Spears looked P. Diddified!

What's your problem! Are you a P. Diddiot or something?

Did you actually mean to wear that? You look like a P. Diddiot!

P. Diddiot by A.P. Martin March 5, 2009

piddly diddly department 

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

piddly diddly department by homosexual March 29, 2003

diddly bop

A form of marching used by special people when moving to and from the mess. Mainly by Larkins and Crow. Comes in varients of quick, slow and medium paced diddly bop

"Corporal I'm on a no marching chit....
"Well just do a quick diddly bop up to the mess"

Check halt.... Quick diddly bop

diddly bop by samboz December 17, 2011

diddlydoo 

A bit crazy

After last night, he/she went a bit diddlydoo post-hangover.

diddlydoo by MBTW January 30, 2020

Diddly 

Used by iFerg and iFerg fans

I have given him the diddly

Diddly by ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ September 9, 2020

poo diddler 

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sam! You poo diddler!

poo diddler by LA.J December 16, 2008

diddler 

One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.

These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.

diddler by Chance January 19, 2005