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Mongolian Asshat

(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.
And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.
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floral asshat 

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."
John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
floral asshat by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

King Asshat 

King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.
Ethan, Is your ass a hat? I didn't think so, so get your head out of it you King Asshat.
King Asshat by Type_Writer June 22, 2017

Alabama Asshat 

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.
Alabama Asshat by TBM1371 May 13, 2024

Mr. Asshat 

The correct way of addressing the 45th President of the United States of Americas.
Mr. Asshat, 45th President of the United States, just toured a mask factory during the quarantine and didn’t wear a mask.
Mr. Asshat by LordGodKel June 4, 2020
Ashata best stop deleting this meaning
Ashata by CLeanchat January 9, 2022

assrat bastard 

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013