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Fireworks of Fury 

On the Fourth of July you attach live eels to the end of a bottle rocket. Then you insert the bottle rockets with eels into your rectum. Just as you feel the eels start to tickle your colon the bottle rocket goes off and shoots the eels out like a dirty roman candle.
My buddy T-Bone met some kinky chick in the Springs that gave him the Fireworks of Fury. He has not shit right for 2 months and now has a goldfish pond.
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Dragons fury 

A coaster i rode once when i moved house for the day when thorpe park shut.It had 50 inversions.It was better than alton towers.Alton towers should rot.
Alton towers sucks and dragons fury was better.
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Fists of fury 

The Fists of Fury. Best. Band. Ever. Learn more about them at www.thefistsoffury.com

their site is also a ripoff of realultimatepower.net but it's still cool.
The Fists of Fury have a hotass bass player
Fists of fury by FistLover December 5, 2003

fetal fury 

Fetal fury is when a pregnant women becomes very short tempered and is prone to fits of rage.
My wife asked me to bring the garbage can in from the street curb. When I told her that I would do it later , she suddenly and without warning went into a fit of fetal fury and started yelling at me.
fetal fury by Rscott February 11, 2014

asian fury 

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.
That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.
asian fury by asians>gingers October 19, 2017

Fuck Fury February 

Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.
Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours

cuban fury 

The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.
Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!

You: 😬
cuban fury by TheBotches April 4, 2021