Colorado State University 

An institution that isn't even worth describing here as anyone here wouldn't be able to read, let alone understand. Safe to say, if you can't go to college, go to State.

Does everyone at Colorado State University spend their money on country music tickets to see rich white guys don cowboy hats just to talk about beer, a truck, a gun, and treating women like it's 1853? They can't even win the showdown with the Buffs. What makes them think... ohhh they can't read...

Colorado State University by HotKaso October 7, 2016

Regis University 

Everyone I've ever met that went to Regis University is an alcholic and a latent homosexual.

Jane: Boy, that John can't eat puss to save his life.

Athena: Of course he can't, he went to f'n Regis University!!!

Regis University by Tom Kaz December 9, 2008

James Madison University 

A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.

James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.

James Madison University by ShaneO October 27, 2014

Northwestern University 

The school so named because it happens to be northwest of the University of Chicago.

Person 1: Hey, why's that school called 'Northwestern University'? Seems kinda dumb.

Person 2: There was already a way awesomer school called the University of Chicago. Guess they couldn't get creative.

Northwestern University by turnonthebrightlights137 August 7, 2010

University Place, WA 

Super gay town near Seattle Washington where creepy, pasty, gay white kids live. Often times the population of University Place will congregate at a certain "Philip Gardner's" home to take part in communal anal sex orgies. At such gatherings one can often overhear political conversations and occasional moans of "Mattia you're so big and Italian." Residents of University Place are also known to sleep under putrid green comforters that resemble oven mitts. One should never visit University place if you don't like anal sex, crystal light, little Italian men, and homosexual ogres. In the instance that you do have to pass through University Place, arm yourself with a bag of rubber bands for these are the only weakness of the citizens of this town of ass pirates and cum guzzlers.

"Phil Gardner lives in University Place, WA I wouldn't head there unless you want to have your anal virginity taken or your pink crystal light consumed"

University Place, WA by Joe the Gay Plumber April 21, 2010

Unitarian Universalism

A cult for liberals

Did you see that new Unitarian Universalism church?

Yeah, isn’t that a cult for liberals?

Unitarian Universalism by UUisacult December 25, 2020

universe 

a group or gathering of unicorns

I had a dream that Prince and David Bowie appeared on a spaceship with a universe of unicorns.

universe by Alonius Poser May 24, 2016