Leave me alone 

If a girl tells you this, she can mean two different things.

1. Leave me alone you fucking slut, I've told you this too many times. Leave me alone.
2. Please notice me! Oh my god! Notice meeeeee!

1. Guy: Hey.
Girl: Leave me alone, you texted me like five minutes ago.
Guy: what?
Girl: LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOONE!

2. Guy: Hey.
Girl: Leave me alone.
Guy: What?
Girl: Please... leave me be. I'm so sad. =c

Leave me alone by MakerOfMemes June 12, 2017

I-dance-alone 

A lumbering oaf who goes to a club to dance by himself even when hot girls are wanting to dance with him.

Billy: Dude, that hot chick wanted to dance with you!
Kage: Sorry The Bill, I-dance-alone

I-dance-alone by Billy Bee February 7, 2007

stand alone 

Caused when someone you're with gets in a stop and chat, leaving you stood slightly away on your own, and very very bored. As painful as the stop and chat itself.

Bill: Me n Ben were in town earlier, he had a stop and chat with some gimp he works with and the fucker left me in a stand alone.
Bob: What a cunt.

stand alone by dcgate February 5, 2007

alone time 

a time where a couple is alone and completely free to explore their sexual fantisies without having to worry about being interrupted!

I can't wait till everyone is gone, and we can have alone time!

alone time by LVcouple March 17, 2011

Full Speed Alone

To administer hand relief to one's self at a furious, breakneck pace.

"Don't go into Dave's room for a bit, he's having another FULL SPEED ALONE".

Full Speed Alone by Lukester April 4, 2005

aloneville 

being in your own little place where you can get away from people.

layter, I'm going to aloneville

aloneville by SlipknitSlavE555 December 24, 2003

alondratiana

To be super super awesome beyond comprehension.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen the Hangover 2 yet?
Guy 2: Nah, I hear it's alondratiana though!!
Guy 1: Dude it so is!!!

alondratiana by popplopdrop October 24, 2011