King of Sarcasm
Cocky male from New York, that is quick with wit but may be using this as a cover up for lacking in other areas.
King of Sarcasm by Kasa_01 February 19, 2009
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New Sarcasm
Me: "I'll pick you up at eight."
(8 o'clock rolls around and I'm not there. You call me the next morning)
You: "I though you were gonna pick me up at eight last night."
Me: "Dude, new sarcasm."
You: "I hate you."
(8 o'clock rolls around and I'm not there. You call me the next morning)
You: "I though you were gonna pick me up at eight last night."
Me: "Dude, new sarcasm."
You: "I hate you."
New Sarcasm by Carlos Man of Love August 1, 2010
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Comedy-sarcasm-satire by Uncle Dimma May 22, 2021
post-sarcasm
Good natured humor of untruth that isn't ambiguous like normal sarcasm. Can be a statement that's obvious exaggeration or something too dumb or campy to need saying in the first place.
Examples of post-sarcasm:
-"You got a face I could go gay for, Mikey."
"Aww, shut up, Mills"
-"How'd that date go last night?"
"Fuckin, we were fucking for WEEKS."
-"Fuckin for weeks that's a pretty good amount of time."
"I had to take a break every so often to pay my bills."
-"You got a face I could go gay for, Mikey."
"Aww, shut up, Mills"
-"How'd that date go last night?"
"Fuckin, we were fucking for WEEKS."
-"Fuckin for weeks that's a pretty good amount of time."
"I had to take a break every so often to pay my bills."
post-sarcasm by doughy mike September 7, 2009
nice sarcasm
Person 1: You are a fascinating duo, did you two know that?
Person 2:No. We didn't know that. Person 3, did you not know that? (note sarcasm)
Person 1: I was just pointing out the obvious, jeez. >_>
Person 2: It was nice sarcasm, it there's such a thing....
Person 2:No. We didn't know that. Person 3, did you not know that? (note sarcasm)
Person 1: I was just pointing out the obvious, jeez. >_>
Person 2: It was nice sarcasm, it there's such a thing....
nice sarcasm by badass_asian_ninja August 24, 2011
Fluent in sarcasm
Him: "shut up you stupid bitch"
Me: "who are you calling a stupid bitch...? Then again you'd recognize seeing's you were the stupid yard bitch." I will always kick your ass because you're a fucking pussy. Don't pick on a bitch fluent in sarcasm.
Me: "who are you calling a stupid bitch...? Then again you'd recognize seeing's you were the stupid yard bitch." I will always kick your ass because you're a fucking pussy. Don't pick on a bitch fluent in sarcasm.
Fluent in sarcasm by do i act likei fuckin care? December 28, 2014
captain sarcasm
The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
captain sarcasm by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016