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"The Zanes" or "Zanies", a term that originated around the Seattle area. "Zanies" are vapid, superficial young people that are often close-minded and stereotypical, caring about little beyond status and their appearance. Very rich people who care only about money and material things are also called "Zanies". Many Zanes are not malicious, but are always very ignorant.

The saying "Nuke the Zanes!" is a reference to the Zanies, usually used by people who don't approve of the Zany lifestyle.
I grew up in Bellevue, there's nothing but Zanies over there, unlike Seattle.
Zanies by GhostHorseandStillborn August 13, 2010
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Shit bag, dipshit, piece of crap
You're such a Zonis asshole
Zonis by Brian April 11, 2005
An Arizonian who comes to the West Coast beach cities every year and generally irritates all locals. Easily recognized by their rash guards, smashball games, and general disregard for beach etiquette.
Local 1: Dude, how was the beach?
Local 2: the shred was good, but the whole damn beach was infested with Zonies!
zonie by Get Your Own Beach! October 8, 2008
One who excels at video and computer games.
Zonis. Ownz. You.
Zonis by SomeRandomGuy June 5, 2003
Annoying old tourists from arizona who don't know how to drive, and always seem to be looking up.
Wouldn't it be nice to shoot every zonie outside of arizona?
zonie by pockets1213 October 17, 2006
A resident of Arizona who's life is hopping from one air conditioned area to another.
All the zonies say they can handle the heat but most of them can't.
zonie by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
Another word for the 'Oyster Cards' the blue plastic cards used to travel in place of tickets on London underground and busses.
e.g. "I'm to hungover to drive, got your Zones?", or "I need to top up my Zones"

Sung to the tune of I Got Life by Nina Simone:
I got my arms, I got my hands
I got my fingers, got my legs
I got my feet, I got my toes
I got my liver, got my zones

Got life , I got my life
Zones by Neilyneil August 19, 2008