yule tide relapse 

the reverse of the turkey drop. when the high school couple that went to separate colleges and broke up over thanksgiving break see each other again over the holidays and in a fit of nostalgia get back together but the relationship is probably doomed from the start

Roommate 1: How was your break?
Roommate 2: Great. Me and Amanda are dating again...
Roommate 1: Dude, wtf?
Roommate 2: Yule Tide Relapse...

yule tide relapse by blueredblueyellow444 December 9, 2009

yule log

Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.

Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!

yule log by GoingToAlpha December 23, 2010

Yule Hole

The last hole to which a man is able to stretch his belt at a Christmas dinner.)

unknown was celebrating a yule hole day.

Yule Hole by electric spark January 11, 2019

Yule log

n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.

I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.

Yule log by ZAN*** November 22, 2003

Yule Douche

Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.

Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"

Yule Douche by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009

Yule Log

A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.

That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.

Yule Log by Clutchmaster October 7, 2009

Yule Log

Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.

I gave Susie the yule log last Christmas eve.

Yule Log by Coopyloopyjz December 21, 2016