Wandering Dick Syndrome 

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Wandering Dick Syndrome by Jaded Gailen August 7, 2017

wondering what to wear 

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

wondering what to wear by fish_dicks March 1, 2023

Winding You Up 

Teasing someone or making fun of them.

It's not true he's just winding you up.

Winding You Up by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008

Wandering Warden Syndrome

In Rainbow Six Siege, there is always that one warden main that goes around on different floors other than protecting bomb.

You know Jeremy? He has Wandering Warden Syndrome lol.

Wandering Warden Syndrome by StinkyLs July 24, 2023

Wandering Nipple 

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

Wandering Nipple by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 1, 2008

wandering prairie dog 

when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.

"I broke up with him after he pulled a wandering prairie dog."

wandering prairie dog by bearnp2010 December 22, 2009

Windaling 

The act of windmilling your penis so that it hits someone in the face over and over.

I spent 10 minutes windaling Florence last night.

Windaling by shugs-nz December 19, 2014