spider web poops 

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

spider web poops by D-n-C November 2, 2006

Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.

"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."

Spider-web Hair by Double-C March 5, 2009

spider web

When you are eating a Girl out and u sneeze on her pussy and your snot that you sneezed connects to her pussy looking a like gooey spider web

I sneezed on her pussy and with all the extra snot that came out my moth and nose it looked like a spider web

spider web by Netheo March 1, 2008

spider web

the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair

I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula

spider web by UnattentiveApple May 6, 2011

Spider web

The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!

Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.

Spider web by J-Rizzles October 18, 2008

Spider Web

When you cum on a girls back and then you put your belly button lint in the middle of it.

Sallys back looks like a spider web

Spider Web by Doucebags ASSEMBLE!!! November 1, 2010

Spider Web

scam to rob someone of their dope and/or money

"Hey where did you get this?"
"spider web"

Spider Web by Kendrabby<3 April 29, 2010