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Shakey Wakey

A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.
typical Saturday workplace conversation...

Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"
Shakey Wakey by Grubba December 15, 2008

Wakeland High School 

Founded in 2006, in Frisco TX having only one good type of sports team, yet ironically its the sport America doesnt like. Soccer. It has attracted many from around Frisco that claim they are either Frats, Bros, LAX players, and those who think Jersey Shore is the best show around. The school is filled with wannabes and nothing but cliques of punkasses and posers, and also how the kids of the school faculty are the school sluts and skanks. Not to mention the black kids who think they go hard and throw up gang signs saying "swag", "aye", and "fresh" and they claimed they grew up and had a harder life WHILE driving their Daddys BMW, or Mercedes in their new Air Jordans and Ed Hardy clothes. It seems as if though the kids that are not popular are the only ones who have their heads on straight, but even then they still act stupid.
Brendan- Hey bro, shes muff cabbage. Wanna go play some LAX later? My bro also got us some Natty lights. I might be able to break my record of 3 tonight!

Kelton- Aye ya bro, Im down. Let me do smush smush with her first, and I cant tonight, I gotta wack off to Ronnie tonight. New episode of the best show ever.

Brendan- Want a brojob instead? Also the soccer team is playing at Wakeland High School.

Kelton- Brojob sounds good brah.

wakey head 

The opposite of a sleepy head. A person that loves mornings and tends to be alert in the morning hours. A wakey head may drink large amounts of coffee in the mornings, or they may wake up to exercise prior to going to work. They almost always annoy their coworkers and tend to be over achievers. Wakey heads have type A personalities and tend to be quite goal oriented. A large percentage of wakey heads are likely female.
Why are you working so hard at 7 am. You are such a wakey head!

If you don't stop with that redbull in the mornings you will be an official wakey head.
wakey head by Jpizzel September 11, 2013
To be fully alert and not sleeping
"Wakey Shawn"

"ohhhhhhhhh wakey"
Wakey by Antman92 January 27, 2014

Wakey Waggle 

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.
Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.
Wakey Waggle by hak.trick February 18, 2010

wakelike 

For when something or someone asks a really stupid question, uses too many silly emojis, or wants to be online friends with benefits
“what’s 1 + 1
dude you’re so wakelike”

“😋😋😋”
“stop thats wakelike”

“hey i don’t want to date, let’s be friends with benefits”

“how do you be online friends with benefits? that’s too wakelike.”
wakelike by bee020205 June 26, 2023