Penny Waitress 

1. Cheep floozy
2. Inexpensive harlot
3. A dime store whore

That girl on the street corner is a penny waitress

Penny Waitress by Twisted Loonies September 29, 2008

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress 

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

Baby waitress 

A waitress that smokes a lot of cigarettes and serves mostly scotch on the rocks. She has dwindling self confidence and a lot of sex.

Hi, my name's Courtney. I'll be your baby waitress for the night.

or

Make it a double, baby waitress.

Baby waitress by Courtneyfats June 27, 2010

pay the waitress 

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.

Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.

pay the waitress by wr36 February 6, 2014

cocktail waitress 

a woman that works HARD for her money, dealing with drunk horny men.

"There once was a tale of a cocktail waitress... who loves cock in her tail and she won't debate this"

cocktail waitress by sheeneez August 16, 2008

I'm Not Really A Waitress 

The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.

Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"

Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."

I'm Not Really A Waitress by winona September 6, 2005

Inept Waitress 

A term to describe any girl (or guy, for that matter) who brings drama to the table, when CLEARLY you didn't order it.

One of my booty-calls is being such an inept waitress right now. I told that bitch to get it straight... I didn't order any side of drama with my happy meal. Must be that time of the month.

Inept Waitress by Bash Masterson June 5, 2009