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vomiting vicar 

I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar
vomiting vicar by Yermawsmells July 23, 2016

Good Night Vicar 

If someone has died or had a close call with death it is to be used.
It was nearly good night vicar when that car nearly hit me.

It was good night vicar for him after that accident.
Good Night Vicar by jdi0093113 February 5, 2010

throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

More Tea, Vicar?

An expression of unknown origin that is used mainly among older British folk when someone breaks wind
Bob: *Lets one rip*
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"

shag the vicar 

an expression used when in total shock or when something unbeleivale happens.
Bill - "so i was having sex with my friends mom and the cops burst into the room searched my clothes and found 10 gramms of cocaine in the pockets"

Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."
shag the vicar by CarrotCheese October 24, 2007

Off to see the Vicar 

The act of meeting an older male lover for purposes of role-play, spanking and mutual masturbation.
'I'm off to see the vicar, he's such a darling.'
Off to see the Vicar by Fishcat January 12, 2012