Tying your hoodie strings 

One doesn't know how to be cool, in other words your prob just a fag with bad hair

One time in class I was tying my hoodie and some kid asked me.. Why are you tying your hoodie strings? how bad did your barber fuck up????

Tying your hoodie strings by ChefBOIareD March 12, 2017

tying up loose ends 

to forcefully engage in anal intercourse with individuals (male or female) who are chemically incapacitated

Charlie waited patiently as Jeremy passed out at the party so he could tie up some loose ends.

tying up loose ends by Troy June 5, 2003

tying a shoelace 

When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.

Hey you my shoelace is untied can u help me out ;)
-tying a shoelace

tying a shoelace by seventyD August 24, 2016

Tying Shoe Strings 

Handling minor tasks such as running errands or taking care of last minute details or random circumstances. Similar to tying loose ends concluding business making moves. Referencing the basic functions such as learning to tie your shoes as a child.

Question: What's up?

Answer: Nothing just tying shoe strings ...

Tying Shoe Strings by AskGeeser August 20, 2016

tying his tie 

Happens in the backseat of a car where you hold on to the tie around your man's neck while you bounce up and down on his lap vigorously and try to come before you choke him to death or NOT

We were driving to work this morning and my boyfriend asked me to fix his tie for him so I started tying his tie.

tying his tie by jewel117 May 28, 2016

tying his shoe 

SUKIN DAT DICK!!!!

She was sukin dat dick when tying his shoe

tying his shoe by Bob The Bob Dude May 14, 2016

dick tying 

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.

"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"

dick tying by Jliff June 13, 2017