twattle berry 

little poop particles that hang to a guys ass-hairs when they don't wipe well

"you're an ass, you twattle berry eating idiot!"

twattle berry by oogaboogaberry July 5, 2012

twittle-twattle 

Twittle-Twattle noun. tattle, gabble vulgar

Twattle
TWAT'TLE, verb intransitive To prate; to talk much and idly; to gabble; to chatter; as a twattling gossip.

TWAT'TLE, verb transitive To pet; to make much of. Local.

Thanks you twittle-twattler!! Why don't you go twittle on someone else you twattler

twittle-twattle by ☆*unSurpassable Imagination*☆ December 22, 2019

Twittle Twattle 

A female dog's genitalia

Look at how big her Twittle Twattle is!!

Twittle Twattle by masteraustin March 17, 2010

Twatter 

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

Twatter by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

twatterism 

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

twatterism by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Twattery 

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

Twattery by Stonecutters March 5, 2016

Twatter 

A pejorative word employed by intelligent individuals to describe Twitter, a contemporary sickness enveloping the universe at alarming rates. Those with Twatter in their lexicons have made a pledge to shun the micro blogging site, for they have actual lives imbued with experiences and enjoyments in real time with real people. Those who patronize Twitter with sickening regularity are often repulsed and deeply offended by Twatter references, claiming that 140 characters can change the world, "giving everybody a voice." It's a crock of shit of course, and like a leaking meat wallet, the only thing this technology represents is an opportunity for fucktards to demonstrate just how much they stink.

Trevor: "Did you see John's tweet last night about his date with Berta?"
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."

Twatter by Othercrisp Chalkr December 28, 2013