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Twatting 

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
Twatting by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006
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twittering

When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.
John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.
twittering by lies03 May 1, 2008

twitterin 

to twitter.

to post messages on twitter during your days to let people know what you are doing.
(1)damn son ive been twitterin all day long.

(2)yea son that twitter site is crazyy, i was twitterin all day yesterday.
twitterin by hustleman March 24, 2009

Twitterlingus

Flirting via twitter as a pretext for sex.
We were totally into twitterlingus long before we meet in real life.
Twitterlingus by Joeyar April 19, 2009

Cyber-twatting 

The act of setting-up or establishing a Twitter account in name of someone other then yourself without their permission or knowledge.
Cyber-twatting is illegal in California.

Old Twitterfingers 

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.
Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.

Tittering 

To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.
Guy1: "John has had a little too much to drink already and going to get slapped again."
Guy2: "He had one drink, what's he doing?"
Guy1: "He's tittering the girl he's trying to hit on."
Tittering by Ogles April 21, 2010