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Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder 

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or PTSD is a disorder you get from seeing anything having to do with the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" theme
Person 1: Hey have you looked up Shrek is Love on YouTube?
Person 2: Yes regrettably so it gave me PTSD, Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder

Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) 

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.

post traumatic sex disorder 

The after effect of sex so good or awful that you get flashbacks
Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!

Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.

Post traumatic Down syndrome 

When some is saying some really dumb shit and you need them to shut up
Guy 1: bro what’s Obama’s last name?

Guy 2: you have post traumatic down syndrome if you don’t remember Obama’s last

Post Traumatic Social Disorder

Flashbacks of your embarassing behavior last night.
Oh my gosh, I just got a flashback to last night and remembered dancing on the bar ... it's the onset of Post Traumatic Social Disorder.

Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)

The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.
Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!