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Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise
I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits
Tooting Banjo by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

Tooting on the Boris 

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"
Tooting on the Boris by lozda January 3, 2025

drive by tooting 

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.
There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.
drive by tooting by thumperconway August 22, 2009

drive by tooting 

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.
There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.
drive by tooting by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Scooting N Tooting 

Scooting N Tooting means to fart and run away from away from the scene of the crime
I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting

tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017